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Hey boys and girls.

Welcome to gossipgirlcheltt. as in, all the gossip from Cheltenham, England. First of all, some of you may have no idea where cheltenham is, and basically it is in the south west region, near the cotswolds. You may also be thinking that nothing probably happens here. Well, you would be wrong. All that cheltenham money, private school upbringing and disgusting good looks leads to a lot of sex, a lot of green (that's weed to those not blessed in the 'slang department') and a LOT of drinking.

I had better introduce you to our main characters (names have been changed to protect privacy - i.e. my own)

C - Queen bee, or so to speak. Richest girl in our school (her parents are jewellers), and tends to show up in designer jumpers as a variation to the school uniform. Painfully skinny but still manages to fill those D cup Agent Provocateur bras. However, is her reign slipping from her grasp?

L - Girl most likely to take C's place on the throne. Pretty much a less blonde, less tanned version of C. Good looking, rich, but unlike C, is actually NICE. I know, shocker. Unfortunately, L is heartbroken from a difficult break up with her pothead boyfriend. I can hear the chorus 'She can do better'

D - C's loving boyfriend. Blonde hair, blue eyes, undeniably stylish (for a guy), and from what i hear, is quite the romantic with C, but you'll hear more about that later.

M - C's lover (well it's the only way you can put it). M is not handsome, not stylish, and not romantic. He does have a certain charm, but you can only catch a rare glimpse of it when he's not showing off. Quite the badboy.

B - Parents just sold their land for £1.6 million. I know. Inheritance alert girls! Currently being stalked by on-the-bridge-of-psychotic ex A, who is still 'in love' with B. Went out for over a year, broke up in January, but A's not letting go.

A - Pretty, petite, very sweet but can also switch to abusive maniac. That's all really.

E - Now THIS is good. This girl has done just about everything. Fags, drink, sex, poppers...etc. Recently (as in two days ago) broke up with awful boyfriend in the year above. Yes, normally older boys are approved, but this one is a real...URGH. But I don't want to be giving everything away...

And actually...I think that's most of the people who bring in the scandal. Of course, there are surprises and secrets, but don't worry, I'll find them out.

Well, I need to find some pink Gucci shades on the internet, so I'll leave you...for now.

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