Oh my oh my oh my. I promised you I would find out more, and I sure as hell did. Met E, K and another friend today at Starbucks, K was dressing to impress in his Superdry leather jacket (birthday present from E). Anyway, we went to Cineworld to watch 27 Dresses (Katherine Heigl isn't up to much but James Marsden was lookin' fine ;]). E and K were getting very...cosy, shall we say. Anyway, here's the scoop. Here's an, albeit rough, copy of the conversation we had in the toilets (gossip paradise gentlemen, beware when we enter, we'll be talking about YOU)
E: Oh my God, he asked me out!
Me: What? When?
E: In there, he just asked me out and I said no!
Me: What did he say?
E: He just said "Will you go out with me?"
Me: No, I mean after you said no.
E: Oh. He didn't say anything, he was like okay. But it's too soon after him(her ex-boyfriend)
Me: I know.
E: Did you see him kiss me?
Me: In there? NO!
E: Yes! And I was playing with him through the whole film.
Me: (sarcastically) Nice.
There you have it really. Will E and K ever get together? I must admit they do always seem very cute. But E has a tendency to get paranoid, jealous, the whole works. Will a guy as sweet and sensitive as K (also, SLIGHTLY dorky, but here, the nerdy trend is going DOWN) be able to handle it?
Also, how have C and M been getting on recently? They were together yesterday in town, and asked E (who was with one of her many suitors, this one 18 years old and a dead ringer for M) to buy them some booze. Unfortunately the M lookalike failed, but did C and M get any later? Could they have gotten together in The Beers or H's house? If so, we'll find out soon enough. There's no such thing as a secret in Cheltenham.
Want some more? Keep reading people,
x x x x x x
Sunday, 6 April 2008
2.
Okay, so I found the shades (£69.99 from manmdirect.com - BARGAIN) so now I can get back to what's important - educating you people about what one of the 'poshest' areas in England is really like.
Now the Easter holidays are VERY important in our schedules - the weather's usually perfect (today it was snowing, but hush), and they're usually the right length that people like C and E can spend it drinking, smoking and the occasional fuck when they're horny. So I'll be keeping an eagle eye and an open ear throughout.
You will also need to know about the setting of these darlings' tangled lives. Well of course there are various places, but the important few are:
TOWN : Where anyone who is anyone will spend their weekends, holidays and hours after school. The soothing range of shops lined up for our shopping needs are only the tip of the iceberg on why we choose to come here. There are many spots where you could go and, chances are, you would come face to face with a number of the 'beautiful people'. These are -
1. Starbucks. You can hardly expect us to last all day (and usually all night) without a shot of caffeine? And where else to go other than Starbucks, with its comfy chairs and usually a whole crowd of people you vaguely recognise. That's all part of the fun.
2. Burger King. You won't believe it, but C had sex with her previous boyfriend in the BK toilets. Now that's class. Of course, us girls rarely EAT in here - think of the calories! But the boys, of course, have no guilt from eating a mound of dead cow smothered in carbs. None whatsoever. And this is why we come - we're fine with getting a Diet Coke instead of a meal - as long as we're with our beloved eye candy.
3. The Beers. Beer Gardens, actually, but nicknamed 'The Beers'. This is basically a huge piece of lush green grass, ready for us to sunbathe, chat, smoke and drink. Glorious.
4. Monties. Really called Montpellier Gardens. While The Beers is more for the emos to think they're hardcore, Monties is where the potheads usually hang. I prefer The Beers myself, as its closer to shops and has less weed smoke blowing in your freshly washed hair, many (possibly including C) like Monties.
5. The Prom(enade). All the best shops are down here. Cavendish House, Jack Wills, Reiss, Molton Brown, Space NK, Trapeze...etc. Many like sneaking a fag down here, and shopping here is a MUST if you want to get the look of Cheltenham's best.
H's HOUSE
H (a sweet, mild-mannered girl who gets roaring drunk and usually throws herself on boys), lives quite near town, and so this is where girls and boys tend to go to drink, have sex, and possibly smoke weed. M and O (another one like M, badboy, self-confessed player) tend to wreck the place on a regular basis, which must be lovely for H's parents, I'm sure.
CINEWORLD
The beautiful people love their movies. Especially in the dark, where everyone is focused elsewhere...you know where I'm going, I'm sure. This is probably why C and her gang have been thrown out of Cineworld many times.
And speaking of Cineworld (and town for that matter), I'm due there in 15 minutes. Will talk later, there's bound to be something going on between E and her 'best friend' who has been in love with her since September (he's a guy, just letting you know). Now E is free from her fat twat of a boyfriend, will - let's call him K - make a move? I'll let you know.
With love,
x x x x x x
Now the Easter holidays are VERY important in our schedules - the weather's usually perfect (today it was snowing, but hush), and they're usually the right length that people like C and E can spend it drinking, smoking and the occasional fuck when they're horny. So I'll be keeping an eagle eye and an open ear throughout.
You will also need to know about the setting of these darlings' tangled lives. Well of course there are various places, but the important few are:
TOWN : Where anyone who is anyone will spend their weekends, holidays and hours after school. The soothing range of shops lined up for our shopping needs are only the tip of the iceberg on why we choose to come here. There are many spots where you could go and, chances are, you would come face to face with a number of the 'beautiful people'. These are -
1. Starbucks. You can hardly expect us to last all day (and usually all night) without a shot of caffeine? And where else to go other than Starbucks, with its comfy chairs and usually a whole crowd of people you vaguely recognise. That's all part of the fun.
2. Burger King. You won't believe it, but C had sex with her previous boyfriend in the BK toilets. Now that's class. Of course, us girls rarely EAT in here - think of the calories! But the boys, of course, have no guilt from eating a mound of dead cow smothered in carbs. None whatsoever. And this is why we come - we're fine with getting a Diet Coke instead of a meal - as long as we're with our beloved eye candy.
3. The Beers. Beer Gardens, actually, but nicknamed 'The Beers'. This is basically a huge piece of lush green grass, ready for us to sunbathe, chat, smoke and drink. Glorious.
4. Monties. Really called Montpellier Gardens. While The Beers is more for the emos to think they're hardcore, Monties is where the potheads usually hang. I prefer The Beers myself, as its closer to shops and has less weed smoke blowing in your freshly washed hair, many (possibly including C) like Monties.
5. The Prom(enade). All the best shops are down here. Cavendish House, Jack Wills, Reiss, Molton Brown, Space NK, Trapeze...etc. Many like sneaking a fag down here, and shopping here is a MUST if you want to get the look of Cheltenham's best.
H's HOUSE
H (a sweet, mild-mannered girl who gets roaring drunk and usually throws herself on boys), lives quite near town, and so this is where girls and boys tend to go to drink, have sex, and possibly smoke weed. M and O (another one like M, badboy, self-confessed player) tend to wreck the place on a regular basis, which must be lovely for H's parents, I'm sure.
CINEWORLD
The beautiful people love their movies. Especially in the dark, where everyone is focused elsewhere...you know where I'm going, I'm sure. This is probably why C and her gang have been thrown out of Cineworld many times.
And speaking of Cineworld (and town for that matter), I'm due there in 15 minutes. Will talk later, there's bound to be something going on between E and her 'best friend' who has been in love with her since September (he's a guy, just letting you know). Now E is free from her fat twat of a boyfriend, will - let's call him K - make a move? I'll let you know.
With love,
x x x x x x
1.
Hey boys and girls.
Welcome to gossipgirlcheltt. as in, all the gossip from Cheltenham, England. First of all, some of you may have no idea where cheltenham is, and basically it is in the south west region, near the cotswolds. You may also be thinking that nothing probably happens here. Well, you would be wrong. All that cheltenham money, private school upbringing and disgusting good looks leads to a lot of sex, a lot of green (that's weed to those not blessed in the 'slang department') and a LOT of drinking.
I had better introduce you to our main characters (names have been changed to protect privacy - i.e. my own)
C - Queen bee, or so to speak. Richest girl in our school (her parents are jewellers), and tends to show up in designer jumpers as a variation to the school uniform. Painfully skinny but still manages to fill those D cup Agent Provocateur bras. However, is her reign slipping from her grasp?
L - Girl most likely to take C's place on the throne. Pretty much a less blonde, less tanned version of C. Good looking, rich, but unlike C, is actually NICE. I know, shocker. Unfortunately, L is heartbroken from a difficult break up with her pothead boyfriend. I can hear the chorus 'She can do better'
D - C's loving boyfriend. Blonde hair, blue eyes, undeniably stylish (for a guy), and from what i hear, is quite the romantic with C, but you'll hear more about that later.
M - C's lover (well it's the only way you can put it). M is not handsome, not stylish, and not romantic. He does have a certain charm, but you can only catch a rare glimpse of it when he's not showing off. Quite the badboy.
B - Parents just sold their land for £1.6 million. I know. Inheritance alert girls! Currently being stalked by on-the-bridge-of-psychotic ex A, who is still 'in love' with B. Went out for over a year, broke up in January, but A's not letting go.
A - Pretty, petite, very sweet but can also switch to abusive maniac. That's all really.
E - Now THIS is good. This girl has done just about everything. Fags, drink, sex, poppers...etc. Recently (as in two days ago) broke up with awful boyfriend in the year above. Yes, normally older boys are approved, but this one is a real...URGH. But I don't want to be giving everything away...
And actually...I think that's most of the people who bring in the scandal. Of course, there are surprises and secrets, but don't worry, I'll find them out.
Well, I need to find some pink Gucci shades on the internet, so I'll leave you...for now.
Keep reading,
x x x x x x
Welcome to gossipgirlcheltt. as in, all the gossip from Cheltenham, England. First of all, some of you may have no idea where cheltenham is, and basically it is in the south west region, near the cotswolds. You may also be thinking that nothing probably happens here. Well, you would be wrong. All that cheltenham money, private school upbringing and disgusting good looks leads to a lot of sex, a lot of green (that's weed to those not blessed in the 'slang department') and a LOT of drinking.
I had better introduce you to our main characters (names have been changed to protect privacy - i.e. my own)
C - Queen bee, or so to speak. Richest girl in our school (her parents are jewellers), and tends to show up in designer jumpers as a variation to the school uniform. Painfully skinny but still manages to fill those D cup Agent Provocateur bras. However, is her reign slipping from her grasp?
L - Girl most likely to take C's place on the throne. Pretty much a less blonde, less tanned version of C. Good looking, rich, but unlike C, is actually NICE. I know, shocker. Unfortunately, L is heartbroken from a difficult break up with her pothead boyfriend. I can hear the chorus 'She can do better'
D - C's loving boyfriend. Blonde hair, blue eyes, undeniably stylish (for a guy), and from what i hear, is quite the romantic with C, but you'll hear more about that later.
M - C's lover (well it's the only way you can put it). M is not handsome, not stylish, and not romantic. He does have a certain charm, but you can only catch a rare glimpse of it when he's not showing off. Quite the badboy.
B - Parents just sold their land for £1.6 million. I know. Inheritance alert girls! Currently being stalked by on-the-bridge-of-psychotic ex A, who is still 'in love' with B. Went out for over a year, broke up in January, but A's not letting go.
A - Pretty, petite, very sweet but can also switch to abusive maniac. That's all really.
E - Now THIS is good. This girl has done just about everything. Fags, drink, sex, poppers...etc. Recently (as in two days ago) broke up with awful boyfriend in the year above. Yes, normally older boys are approved, but this one is a real...URGH. But I don't want to be giving everything away...
And actually...I think that's most of the people who bring in the scandal. Of course, there are surprises and secrets, but don't worry, I'll find them out.
Well, I need to find some pink Gucci shades on the internet, so I'll leave you...for now.
Keep reading,
x x x x x x
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